Yes…. I had great aspirations of writing a post on resolutions and being hyped for the new year…. but my energy is zapped and my mind is elsewhere. Could it be because I will be having a baby any day now?!?!?
Nine more days until my induction date… however,
Doc is pretty sure she will come before them.
Thank you for your grace – I know my inspiration and direction will return soon…. Until then, here’s some silly stuff my kids have said recently that keep me smiling. Wish I would’ve kept a list sooner because what they say is priceless! Would love to hear some of yours and continue the laughs!
Sayings of Mason (6 1/2 yrs old)
Called Poison Ivy – Poison Gravy
Embarrassed of this one, but I CHOOSE to be transparent. I was putting my deodorant on one morning and told him what it was for and he asked – “Mommy, could you put some in your mouth.” Apparently, I have been too close to him and talk in his face with morning coffee breath while doing school.
Sayings of Connor (4 1/2 yrs old)
Asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up? 6 like mason.
When I told him we were having a baby. He said, “I WANT a baby chick in my belly“. Then it turned into “”I HAVE a doggie in my belly” – which he truly believed for a long while. If you asked what kind, he said “a Chihuahua“ – How did it get there? “Jesus put it there.”
While randomly driving down the road, he casually asked, “Mommy, do horses toot?” Yes, I have a 4 year old boy obsessed with toots! Atleast that’s what they still call them instead of the “f” word.
And the finale
Sweet little “C” is intrigued by how this whole birth thing is going to work. Thankfully, his questions are still on the preschool level.
“Mommy, is your belly going to pop?”
“Will I have to hold my ears?!?!”